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Free Italian
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Moving
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Sure he may be "connected," but if he is offering trays of Italian (eye-talian) food and rolls that last for a week, I am there. Mama Mia.
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Everything about moving sucks: your CDs are out of alphabetical
order, boxes everywhere, dust, cleaning, you forget how to get
to work, sleeping in a sleeping bag for two weeks 'cause you're
too lazy to put your bed together, and you have to drive so
slow around corners or everthing will fall to the street. |
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Free Pie
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Bad River-Guides
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Similar scenario, but with out the mob-connection.
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They can kill you. That is serious. Drugs and the river just don't work well together.
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Anna Kournikova
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Deadlines
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I watch tennis for the articles, honestly.
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These things suck, period.
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Oscar Mayer Weinermobile
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Lobster With Shrimp Sauce
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| Free polariod and Free weiney whistle!
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Whatever you do, don't order this. It sucks A, big time.
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| Tabasco On Eggs |
Too many free scotches |
| I forgot what a friggin' treat this stuff is.
Yum, Yum! |
Leads to late late night and early morning hangy
over that hits you three hours after you get up (so deceiving,
so so deceiving). |
| Mu Shu |
Broken mail-order wind chimes |
| Chinese burritos, baby. And plum sauce kicks
A too. |
Sorry, Ma, but your Christmas is cancelled! |
| Coca-Cola Fridge Pack |
Christmas gifts ordered online |
| How'd it take 'em 80 years to think up this great
thing? (Now copy it, Budweiser!) |
They haven't come in the mail yet and it is 5
days before Christmas. |
| Billiards |
Your favorite type of red pen being out in the
supply room |
| Such a fun game |
I'm sure! |
| Minute Maid Lemonade |
MTA strike threats |
| A tasty summertime treat! (when ice-cold) |
Could shut down NYC. |
| CD Burners |
Kids between the ages of 2 and 3 saying the word
"awesome" |
| It's like we never have to buy another CD again.
Well, actually someone does. Damn, my theory is wrong. |
Awesome. Where do they pick that stuff up? |
